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The Human Kleenex

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

Tad is a walking snotball. The Benadryl that we give him at night is ensuring that he sleeps through the night and doesn’t leave a pool of goo on his sheet in the morning. But by the time he eats breakfast, all the crust in his nose has come loose and the floodgates open. Of […]



Where did my weekend go?

Monday, October 9th, 2006

The kitchen is clean, at the very least. Was that all I did all weekend? I did half the laundry. The other half is waiting to be washed. And the half I did do isn’t completely put away yet. Bad Mommy. No ironing, but I managed to get away with it since I did lots […]



Riding the escalator with panties on

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

I wonder what kind of Google hits I’ll get with this title? As I mentioned yesterday, the Munchkin does statistically much better when she wears panties or cloth training pants as compared to a Pull-Up. I know the reason why: she thinks the Pull-Up is a diaper, and even calls it that (we are constantly […]



She’s starting early

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

The Munchkin is two and a half, and already she’s trying to pick up men. I am in so much trouble. Yesterday, I took the kids to the grocery store for a mega-shopping trip. I hadn’t been to the grocery store in about two weeks, except to buy milk and bread. We were out of […]