Or, Why My Husband Will Have Me Committed Someday. I don’t know about the rest of you, but there have been mornings when I have woken up and discovered that I have slept part of the night with my ear folded up on my pillow. And it hurts like crazy for a good part of […]

The kids have given me a mega-headache. I am currently curing it with milk and chocolate chips straight out of the bag. The Munchkin, especially, was on a tear yesterday. I was so wiped out in the morning that after Baby Boy fell asleep for his “morning” nap (which is sometimes the only nap he […]

It’s not Mother’s Day until your mother starts throwing up. Well, technically that all happened on Saturday. We had a family get-together with my parents and grandmothers on Saturday instead of Sunday, because that puts less stress on my Dad. He’s got a church to clean up on Sunday afternoons, so he prefers events on […]

Dear Munchkin and Baby Boy, You two mean the world to me. That being said, if you don’t kill each other first, you’re gonna kill me. And I’m only half joking. For Mother’s Day, here’s what I would really like to see from the two of you: Munchkin – Could you please not walk around […]